I'd like to share a few letters that I wrote while on bedrest...

Dear Irritable Uterus,

Here we are on the 4th of July in the hospital. Awesome.Whats the matter Uterus? I can see from the monitors we are hooked to that you look pretty upset. Why don't you calm the $#%! down so we can go home.

Love,
The rest of body your attached to.
______

Dear Cervix,

Bedrest? Really? Because this is where I wanted to spend my summer. Between you and my irritable uterus I'm on a first name basis with the entire L&D department. Please stop dilating so I can stop stressing out.

Love,
Irritable uterus and the rest of the body.